Happy Freaking Birthday to me!

20 Dec

Thirtysomething years ago (I’m not saying it!)... in a land far, far away.. a cute baby scream her way into this world… it would sleep, and eat, and pooped!

it made her mom happy, mainly because there was more eating, sleeping and pooping involved..

The baby was a joy!

It grew up, it obtain experience, it realized that it was being “rip-off” during its birthday by sharing it with Christmas (put a hasty stop to it), realized that after her twenty fifth birthday, something had to be done to stop the birthday train from going forward… So she declared the its not another birthday day, main purpose was not count any years after her twenty fifth as gaining “age”… so anything aft wards did not count.

Glorious plan!  This baby was smart! WHOO HA! 

But the most important thing the baby learned?  That this special day bring forth cake… glorious cake, the type that is moist and filled with yummy frosting… so thick you have to lick the spoon twice to get it off.

Of course then the baby learned the art of “hiding all evidence”:


here is to another candle on the uh, mm… Cake!


3 Responses to “Happy Freaking Birthday to me!”

  1. gunfreezone December 20, 2007 at 3:46 pm #

    Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Yes, you “know” me but I usually go by another nick.
    And you don’t look a day older than 38!

  2. Javier December 20, 2007 at 7:56 pm #

    The “new 20’s” is approaching real fast!

  3. Beelze December 20, 2007 at 10:29 pm #

    Oh hell yeah and the nitrous is on!

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