Random thoughts during this morning’s commute to work

Seriously, how many people need Starbucks at 6AM, look at that line – JESUS.

Lady, the turn signal it’s THERE for a REASON – USE IT!

Should I get a doughnut today for breakfast? I feel like a sugar doughnut, yeah, sugar doughnut it is.

and a latte? Shit, does that match? Who cares I want a doughnut. I should actually eat proteins instead.. but uhh a sugar doughnut, yum!

Holy shit, I don’t have to work on Monday! Thank GOD!

Why are they so many cars out and about?

Stupid yellow light!

Seriously, how many people want a doughnut this early? Could there BE MORE cars in the drive thru? Scratch the doughnut idea. What do I eat now?

Wonder is I can convince Tom for Sushi tonight?

Its pay day!

Remember to pay the rent today, better write that down.

Oh-oh, let the ambulance pass. – Bummer, to whoever needs the ambulance today.

Ohhh, I love this song!

I have to go to the Apple store this weekend

Damn the Powerball jackpot is at 45 million – need to buy ticket and have Tom buy a ticket, let me text him right now to remind him.

What would I do with 45 million? QUIT MY JOB!

Honestly, why do I have to be at work today?

Oh yeah, to PAID THE RENT!

Shit, I need the 45 million!

And a fucking vacation!

Wow, its 79 degrees outside, already? Its not even 7AM! It’s going to be a hot day.

I’m at work ALREADY?

What you get…

…When you have

$100 from the piggy bank

$50 from a gift card that your boss gave you for Administrative Day

$49 from part of the bonus that we got from work

… this little puppy

Come my preeetttyyyyy

Fancy, Snazzy and in white

No it’s not what you guys think (even thought I got quite a bit of secrets stored up in the Pandora box of my life).

Apparently I have been practicing the art of “the Secret” – sending out the message to the universe that I want something, I’m deserving of something, and I will get it, no-matter-what.  and what do I desire?

A nice, fanzy, snazzy iPhone.

Apparently the laws of attraction are in full force.

A couple of month’s back I left Metro piece of shit PCS for the glamorous world of AT&T.  Mainly because Tom had a family plan and it was cheaper.  At that time, during my phone picking, I was lured by the iPhone, and as I drooled over it in the showroom, sensibility took over and I ended up with a nice Sony Ericsson. And up to this point it has worked just fine. Ok, I DID NOT have the fancy, snazzy, iPhone, but, me? Rational me? well I.could.deal.

(You know where this is going don’t you?)

And the story could end there…Except! all of my friends had the fancy, snazzy iPhone. And do you know HOW HARD IS TO BE THE ODD MAN OUT AND DEAL?

Yeah, I thought so. (At least in my world)

This past weekend, the iPhone proved its dependability and coolness factor. It GPS us across 2 states, numerous towns and cities and even let us tip the waiter the right amount while splitting the check equal 5 ways.

Yeah, I suffered

Sometime between leaving North Carolina and arriving back home… I lost my dependable, not-so-snazzy Sony Ericsson cell phone.

Last seen? Between 7:30 and 8:30pm, Sunday Night.

Monday we sent out an all out searched party with no success. We search high and low, in places where there was not a possibility in hell that the phone could be there.  But, we searched – EVERYWHERE.  And the phone just went up in smoke – POOF.  No where to be found.

I could take it as bad luck and my ability to be so organized that sometimes, in tiny, itsy, bitsy instances, my perfect arranged world something is bound to fall thru the cracks – because you now, life is there to TEACH US A LESSON at ALL TIMES and not get so comfy.

But, I knew deep down that for the past months, I have been visualizing and imagining myself with an iPhone.  In my purse, in my hand, in my house…everywhere!  The words “I cannot afford it”, “It’s to expensive” have been replace with “I’m an iPhone magnet and it will come to me effortlessly and easily”.

Yes, sir, lots of mombo-jumbo around these parts.

But, the fact of the matter is that losing my Sony Ericsson has paved the way to obtaining what I wanted the first place – a fancy, snazzy iPhone.

Preferably, in white, which a cool case to go with it.

Wireless

Post is coming directly from my new iPod Touch…

Hi world… :::waiving:::

“Touch, touch”… :::Apple’s commercial music playing on the head::::

Stuck at the Doctors office who decided to make us wait 3 hours…going to go over and make a scene, because a) I can and b) 3 HOURS…  Do I need to tell  type you more?

“Touch, touch”…. man it works the way its suppose too… God, I love the R&D at Apple computer.

I caved in….

I have no self control what’s o-ever!

It had me at a glance….

Temptation… is a bitch…. Now I must go back to playing with it…

The Apple is going to take me to the poor house

I been holding off in upgrading my old iPod to the new generation, because well, plucking down over $200 bucks its a big deal for me.. and my vacation has taken a beating with my bank account, and in the next 2 months I got a trip to NYC,  tons of birthdays and holidays and that means: spending the dough BIG.TIME.

So I been holding it off… talking to myself that “hey, it will go down in price, the holidays are here… hold a bit longer”

but, no, its not meant to be, since a couple of months back, the folks at apple came out with this little number just to screw me over:

which made me salivate … and ohh and ahhh over it.  Because I’m a geek at heart, and this, well THIS just hit the bullseye dead center. 

I mean look at it! Its preeetttyyy… oh, so, so preeetty! and you choose in what color you want them!  And so I was ready and more than able to pluck the money down and upgrade to this little number.

But then, last night while watching The Bachelor (yeah, well can you say guilty pleasure) …. the Apple people screw me over some more, because they were not done with me…

Oh no, because then.. THEN they showed up to my “wanting party” with this:

and I.WANT.IT… like I never wanted something before… so much so that I’m breaking out in “wanting sweat” … I cannot even watch the commercial (which aired last night 5 times in less than one hour of programing) without going into hives!

I’m so making a trip to the Apple store.. at least to play with it… and I’m promising myself that the credit cards need to stay in the car, far, far away from the cash register.

I swear to god, these people are going to take me to the poor house.